She’s a philistine
In cultured clothing
Books on her shelf never read
Coffee table high brow to impress
Daily Mail in her head.
French cheese and red wine
Holiday home next in line
Instant coffee?
Not for she
Organic, hand picked chemical free
Big house, fancy car
She thinks she’s all la-di-da.
But wisely my dad said to me
“Fur coat no knickers,
Can’t you see?”
The West Coast Line 